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I would like to briefly introduce myself: Linda, the last sheep. Eliminated due to supposed unprofitability. Disposed by will: We are to be removed immediately from all Bible texts, also the Koran and the Torah. We are to be exterminated from all paintings and from all reproductions within 24 hours. The sculptures are to be demolished. We are to be removed from all CDs and LPs. All sentimental images are to be eliminated. Following a 24 hour moratorium help is to be summoned from the Taliban.